>> Previously, on "Henry Danger"... >> Please delete my thumbprint
from Henry's locker.
>> We're not going to be
sharing a locker anymore.
>> What's on your head?
>> A glass hat.
Did you use my glass hat
as a bowl?
>> Uh...
>> Oh.
>> I thought Bianca got cast
on that reality show,
"Kids in the Woods."
>> No, no, that was Chloe.
>> Another girl Henry
used to like.
>> I'm going to find Bianca
and I'm going to tell her
that I lo--
that I like her.
>> I thought you were
done with Bianca.
>> I was, but I called her
and she's coming here tonight.
>> Why?
>> So I can get back together
with her.
>> Is that a glass hat?
>> The last real one in America.
[ doorbell rings ]
>> That's Bianca.
You guys have to leave before--
Chloe?
>> I'm back from the woods.
>> Henry!
You smashed
my replacement glass hat.
>> Yeah, why don't I hang
onto this until you calm down?
>> Chloe...
I thought you were still
in the woods doing your TV show.
>> Nah, we just wrapped
season one last week.
>> Whoa. Hold on.
You're the Chloe
from the TV show,
"Kids In The Woods"?
>> Yeah, she is, but--
>> And she's Henry's
ex-girlfriend.
>> All right, let's not talk
about who dated who.
>> Chloe, stay right there
and don't move.
I got to go get my good camera.
>> No, Piper,
don't go get your...
I can't control her.
>> You know, Bianca's going
to be here any second.
>> I know. Shh.
>> Fine, I'll just sit back
and wait for the fun.
>> So...
Oh.
>> Wow.
What are the flowers
and candles for?
>> Uh...
I...
>> Hello?
>> And here comes the fun.
>> Bianca. >> Why'd you ask me to come here?
>> Well, you see,
I didn't know that--
>> Chloe?
>> Hey, Bianca.
>> I didn't know
you were back in town.
>> Neither did Henry.
>> I've got my good camera.
Chloe, fix your makeup.
>> I'm not wearing makeup.
>> Yeah, that's my point.
>> Did I come at a bad time?
>> No.
No, nothing's bad.
Bianca, let's go outside.
>> Why?
>> So I can show you my porch.
>> It's a quality porch.
>> So...
you're back together with Chloe?
>> No. Oh no.
>> Oh, so you had no idea
she was coming here,
and she just showed up?
>> That's exactly what happened.
>> Henry...
>> Listen...
I asked you here tonight
because I've been thinking.
>> Hey, Hen.
>> What?
>> Chloe didn't bring
any makeup, so Piper
wants to know if Bianca
has any she can borrow.
>> Dude.
>> Sure.
It's in my purse.
Just give it to her.
>> Thanks.
Chloe, I got her makeup.
>> Okay.
I've been thinking
about you and me.
>> Hey.
Chloe's cold.
>> So?
>> Well, I see Bianca's
wearing a jacket.
>> Oh, here.
>> Thanks, B.
Chloe, I got her jacket.
>> Better talk fast
before he comes back.
>> Okay.
I was wrong to tell you
that I didn't want to be
boyfriend and girlfriend,
and I'm sorry,
and I really like you,
and, also, I'd be really happy
if you'd be my date
to the Meat Ball.
>> The jacket
fits her perfectly.
>> Get off my porch.
>> You really want
to take me to the Meat Ball?
>> Yeah.
>> And so...
does that mean you want us
to be, like, a thing?
>> I'll be your thing
if you'll be my thing.
>> Well, then,
should we make it official?
>> Maybe we should.
>> Okay.
Let's update
our relationship status.
>> Let's do it.
>> It all just kind of happened.
>> My dad was
an irresponsible scientist.
>> I wanted an after-school job.
>> And by accident,
he made me indestructible.
Aah!
>> I went into this crazy store
and met
a pretty interesting guy.
>> I'm going to blow your mind.
Now I protect
the good citizens of Swellview
who call me...
>> And he turned out to be...
>> You know the name.
>> Captain Man!
>> That's right, Henry.
In time, I realized that
being a superhero
is a lot to handle alone.
>> He wanted some help.
>> I needed a sidekick.
>> I, Henry Hart...
>> Pledge to never ever ever
tell anyone...
>> That I'm Captain Man's
secret sidekick.
>> It is done.
>> Now we blow bubbles.
>> And fight crime.
>> Feels good.
>> Call it.
>> Up the tube!
Oh, my boot.
>> Ha!
>> And...
[ both ] in a relationship.
>> Wait.
So, why is Chloe in your house?
>> I don't know.
I'm going to go find out.
>> Okay.
But don't forget
the three-foot rule.
>> I promise to always stay
at least three feet
away from Chloe
and all other girls
that might like me
that are not you.
>> Thank you.
Say it again.
>> Now, hold this up and say,
"Hey, I'm Chloe
"from 'Kids In The Woods'
"and this is my ceramic bunny,
which you should buy."
>> And why am I saying that? >> So I can sell it online. >> You're a celebrity now.
>> Yeah.
Idiots will pay a fortune
for stuff they think
was owned by a famous person.
>> But why should I--
>> Action!
>> Hey. I'm Chloe
from "Kids In The Woods"
and this is my ceramic bunny,
which you should buy.
Was that good?
>> Eh.
>> Hey, guys.
And Chloe.
>> What's up?
>> Hey, Henry, what's up?
>> Hi, Henry.
>> So, I hear you and Bianca
are officially
in a relationship now.
>> How'd you know that?
>> We saw your status updates. >> Yeah. So, Chloe...
maybe you and I should talk?
>> Sure.
>> Action!
>> I need you guys to leave
so I can talk to Chloe alone.
>> Henry, it's cool.
You can relax.
I'm not going to bite you. >> Right, I know. It's just...
>> The three-foot rule?
>> Yeah.
>> Look, I didn't come here
to get back together with you.
>> Oh.
Well, great.
Why not?
I mean, why did you come here?
>> Okay, well, see,
I don't know yet
if they're going
to make another season
of "Kids In The Woods."
>> They better.
>> We have to find out
if Kevin was killed
by that bear.
>> And if Darlene's going
to lose her foot.
>> You guys.
>> Anyway, I thought
of a really great way
to help me get publicity,
which would also help
"Kids In The Woods"
get picked up
for another season.
>> So, what's your plan?
>> To post a message online
asking Kid Danger to be my date
to the Meat Ball.
>> What?
>> And the fun keeps coming.
>> I mean, I don't know
if he'll say yes.
>> Right, I doubt he will.
>> Well, that's why I'm here.
Piper, are you still
the President
of Captain Man's fan club?
>> Yeah, the Man Fans.
Why?
>> Well, I was hoping
if you could help me get--
>> Uh, sorry, but can I have
my purse and jacket back?
>> Oh.
Sure.
I hope you don't mind that I'm here. >> No, it's totally fine.
Three feet.
>> Begin.
So, I saw that Kid Danger was trending all over the internet.
>> Yeah.
You know my kind of
ex-girlfriend, Chloe?
>> The one who's
on "Kids In The Woods" now?
>> Yeah.
She wants me--
well, she wants Kid Danger
to take her to the Meat Ball
so she can get publicity
for her show.
Ow.
>> So, you going to take her? >> No, I can't. Ow. Ow.
Because I'm taking Bianca,
as me.
>> Well, why not take
both girls? Ow.
>> Because there's only...
one me.
>> Not exactly.
There's two of you.
There's Henry.
Ow.
>> [ laughs ]
>> And Kid Danger.
>> So you're saying I should
take Bianca as myself
and Chloe as Kid Danger?
>> Exactly.
>> That does it.
>> [ both ] Ow, ow, ow.
>> Dang. >> What is the matter with you? >> Henry is not going
to take two girls
to the same party.
>> But he can, because--
>> No.
I've seen this happen
on a dozen bad TV shows.
And it never works.
>> But that's just
bad television.
This is very different.
>> So, what should I do?
>> Okay, you start off the party
taking Chloe as Kid Danger.
>> Okay.
>> Don't do it.
>> People take a bunch of pics,
post them online, so she gets
the publicity that she wants.
>> Right.
>> Wrong.
>> Then, after a few minutes,
I'll call you up as Captain Man
and make up some big emergency
that I need your help with.
>> Please no.
>> And then I leave,
change back into my normal self.
>> Yep.
>> Nope.
>> And I spend the rest
of the Meat Ball with Bianca.
>> It's perfect.
>> I'm doing it.
>> I'm liking it.
>> I'm going home.
>> Hey, Jasper. >> Oh, hi, Bianca. Oh, this lamb is so good.
Sniff it.
>> Yeah, that smells great. Thanks. >> Sure.
Where's Henry?
>> Oh, his boss made him
work late at Junk-N-Stuff,
so he said he'd meet me here.
>> Classic Henry.
>> Attention!
Attention, everyone!
So, we have a couple
of very special guests tonight.
One is Chloe Hartman
from the cast
of "Kids in the Woods."
And even more exciting,
we have Swellview's
favorite young man...
Kid Danger.
[ phone ringing ] >> Ah, I wonder why my phone is ringing.
Excuse me.
>> Yeah, sure.
>> Hello?
>> Hey, Kid Danger,
it's your old pal,
Captain Man here,
calling with a fake emergency.
Nee ner, nee ner, nee ner.
>> Yes, Captain Man.
[ crowd gasps ]
Kid Danger here.
I assume all is well.
>> Nope.
There is a big emergency
at the blah dee, bloo dee boo.
>> Uh-oh.
What's the emergency?
>> A blah, blah, blah.
Oh, my pants are wet.
A dog vomited on my shoe.
[ blows zerbert ]
>> All right. I'll get there as fast as I can. [ crowd groans ]
>> [ gibberish ] Poopi noopi doopi joopi.
>> What's wrong? >> [ sighs ] I'm so sorry, but there's an emergency
and Captain Man needs me,
so I got to leave.
[ crowd groans ]
>> No you don't.
>> Chief Sullivan,
what are you doing--
>> As the police chief
of Swellview,
and as one of your chaperones
here at the Meat Ball,
I say you deserve
to stay right here
and party with us all night.
[ cheering ]
>> That's really nice,
but Captain Man needs me.
>> Which is why I'm going
to send every police officer
in Swellview to assist him
right now.
[ crowd oohs ]
And that means...
He can stay.
>> [ crowd ] He can stay.
He can stay.
>> Yay, you can
stay here with me.
>> [ crowd ] He can stay.
>> Yay.
>> [ crowd ] He can stay.
He can stay.
>> And yay.
>> [ crowd ] He can stay.
He can stay.
>> Hello, Miss. I need to talk to you. >> Hang on.
David's telling me a funny story
about the time he got stuck
on a Ferris wheel.
Go ahead, David.
>> I have a big problem. >> Yeah, I told you, if you tried to bring
two different girls
to this Meat Ball,
something was going to go wrong.
>> Well, it did.
>> Dur.
>> This is not a time
to "dur" at me.
>> Where's Chloe now?
>> Jasper took her over there
to show her
how to bob for meatballs.
>> And then you bend over,
stick your face in the tub,
and try to get
a meatball in your mouth.
>> And if you succeed, you win
one of these fabulous prizes.
>> Aw, look at that stuffed cow.
>> You like that stuffed cow?
>> Uh...
>> Then I swear I'm going
to win it for you.
Can I go next?
>> You can
if you give me a dollar.
>> I really don't care.
>> Come on, Bianca's over there wondering where Henry is, and she's probably
starting to hate me.
So will you please
tell me what to do?
>> Well, if I remember
my bad television correctly...
>> Yeah?
>> You should give Chloe
some excuse,
then leave for a minute.
>> Okay.
>> Then change back
into your Henry self
and find Bianca.
>> Yeah.
Then just keep switching
back and forth
between Kid Danger and Henry
for the rest of the party.
>> And that'll work?
>> No.
>> What? Why not?
>> Because it's never worked
on any of the bad TV shows
I've ever seen.
>> Okay, you need to start
watching better television.
>> Hey, Charlotte.
Do you have any idea
where Henry is?
He's over an hour late.
>> No, sorry.
But maybe Kid Danger
should go search the school
and see if he can find Henry.
>> Yes, I should. I'll go see if I can find this Henry guy for you.
>> But you don't know
what he looks like.
>> That is true.
>> So I'll go with you.
>> Great. No.
I mean...
I mean, you can't because I--
>> Hey, guys, what goes on?
>> Mm.
>> Henry is missing,
so Kid Danger and I
are going to go look for him.
>> Oh, well, I'll come
with you guys.
>> No.
I mean, thank you.
Oh.
>> I said don't do it.
>> Henry? Henry, are you here? Henry?
Well, he doesn't seem
to be here, so why don't you two
give up and walk away?
>> Here.
I'll try calling him again.
>> No.
>> Why not?
>> Because...
Oh my god.
>> Why did you just scream?
>> Quick, into the closet.
[ all talking at once ]
>> Hey, this is weird!
>> Hey, what's wrong with you? >> Let us out! >> Uh...
I can't because
there's a very bad guy out here.
>> Who?
>> [ lowered voice ]
That's it, Kid Danger,
you're done.
[ higher voice ] I'm not done.
You're done.
[ screaming ]
[ grunting ]
Quit it! Die!
You're going to pay for that!
[ grunting ]
>> Kid Danger, are you okay?
>> Hello?
>> Aah.
>> Jeez, kid,
you can't get one meatball?
>> Why does the water
have to be boiling?
>> To keep the meatballs warm.
Go again.
>> So, you were at the top of the Ferris wheel?
Is that necessary?
>> I did a bad thing. >> Aw, man, what now? >> I panicked, so I threw Chloe
and Bianca in the closet
and locked them inside.
>> Are they alive?
>> Yes.
I told them
I was protecting them
from some evil villain
so I could buy some time.
>> Well, did you take
their cell phones
away from them?
>> No, why?
>> Because if they think
that you, Kid Danger,
are in a fight
with some evil guy,
what do you think
they're going to do?
>> Pray to the lord?
>> No.
They're going
to call Captain Man
and then Ray's going to think
there's some real bad guy here
trying to hurt you.
>> I got to go get their phones.
Wait.
I can't go get their phones.
>> Why not?
>> Because if they see me
they'll know I'm not fighting
some bad guy.
>> Okay, then,
go to the drama room.
>> The drama room, okay,
then what?
>> Then find some disguise
that makes you look like
an evil bad guy.
>> Evil disguise. I got it.
Then what?
>> Then as the bad guy,
go open the closet
and take their phones.
Take their phones.
Okay.
Then what?
>> Never ask me the question "then what" ever again. >> Understood.
Aah! Get away from the door! [ screaming ]
Give me your phones or I will destroy you! >> Get away from us.
>> Or maybe I'll destroy you.
>> Oh, jeez.
>> Captain Man.
>> Thank god.
>> Now, I don't know
who you are, but if you're done
terrorizing these teenage girls,
I'm going to rip you apart.
>> Yeah.
>> Get him, Captain Man.
>> No need to get me.
I give up.
>> I'm going to beat you
until your mama feels it.
>> But this was
just a misunderstanding.
>> Then tell me
where Kid Danger is.
>> Uh, that's kind of
a long story.
Oh, oh, oh, darn, I'm urinating.
>> What? Ew.
>> You girls stay here. All right, you diseased piece of--
Henry?
>> Shh.
>> What are you doing?
>> The stupid plan
did not work.
>> Really?
See, that surprises me
because I thought--
>> Be quiet.
Just get me away
from Bianca and Chloe
so I can come back here as Henry
before Bianca hates me forever.
I'm defeated. You've won. >> That's right.
Okay, girls.
I'm going to take this piece
of garbage out of here
and spank him until he tells me
where Kid Danger is.
>> Yeah, come on, let's go.
>> Wow. >> You know, I'm going to go back to the party.
>> Okay.
I'm going to try Henry again.
>> Good luck.
>> Thanks.
[ phone ringing ]
>> Sorry I'm late. Wow. You look fantastic. >> Where have you been?
>> Well, actually, I got here,
like, two hours ago,
but then this weird guy
wearing striped pants and a mask
jumped me in the parking lot.
>> Oh my god, that's the guy
who beat up Kid Danger
while Chloe and I were locked
in that closet.
>> What?
>> Yeah.
Captain Man just took him away.
>> Aw, man, I missed it?
>> Well...
I'm just glad you're okay.
>> Thanks.
>> So...
what do you want to do?
>> I want to go to a party
with a beautiful girl...
and have some meat.
>> Chloe!
Chloe!
I won you the cow!